1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,436 - I can't believe you. 2 00:00:04,438 --> 00:00:05,671 Somebody just drops by, 3 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:07,106 And you've got homemade cookies. 4 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,173 You're amazing. 5 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,775 - Oh, yeah, amy, I'm amazing. 6 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:12,644 I can turn on the oven and cut up a log of dough. 7 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:15,481 - I never get that far. 8 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:19,018 I just peel back the plastic and eat it like a banana. 9 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:21,186 - So, amy, what's new with you, hmm? 10 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:24,089 - No, no, past that. Past that. 11 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:25,724 Get to the good stuff, the dating scene. 12 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:28,460 - Oh, you don't want to go back there, deb. 13 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,662 I feel like I'm one of those things 14 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,264 On the salad bar that nobody touches 15 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,133 'cause it's been sitting out there too long. 16 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:36,035 - No. 17 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:38,370 Come on; all you need is a little spritz of water. 18 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,139 And you should be more assertive. 19 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:42,307 - Nah, that's not me. 20 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:45,077 Maybe I'll just wait for one of you guys. 21 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,181 - Hey. - Hi, robert. 22 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:50,449 - Hello. 23 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:52,317 - Oh, robert, this is my friend amy. 24 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:54,086 We used to work at the p.R. Firm together. 25 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:55,788 This is robert, ray's brother. 26 00:00:55,790 --> 00:00:57,756 - Ray's brother? - Mm. 27 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:00,626 - Listen, debra, once again it's that time of year 28 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:02,294 Where I have to ask you 29 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:04,363 To look deep into your hearts and pockets 30 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:06,231 To pledge your continued support 31 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,133 For those of us who risk our lives for you. 32 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:08,801 - Yeah, sure, robert. How much-- 33 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:11,336 - Let me finish. 34 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:13,806 Your $20 pledge enables us to upgrade our equipment, 35 00:01:13,808 --> 00:01:16,141 Fund our community outreach program, 36 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:19,144 And provide our canine division with crunchy treats. 37 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:23,215 Thank you. 38 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:25,684 - Oh, I've got $20. 39 00:01:29,722 --> 00:01:31,190 - Thank you, ma'am, for your generosity. 40 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:40,265 Your contribution entitles you to a reflective decal. 41 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,733 - Thank you. 42 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,836 How long have you been a police officer? 43 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:45,404 - 15 years. 44 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:46,638 - Robert's a sergeant. 45 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,575 - Oh, you don't have to tell her that. 46 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,610 Oh, you made cookies, huh? - Uh-huh. 47 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:52,845 - I love it when you bake. 48 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:09,328 - So you're a police sergeant. 49 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,630 Your wife must get worried sick about you. 50 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,365 - Well, not as sick as she used to. 51 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:14,800 We're divorced. 52 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:17,569 - Oh. I'm sorry. 53 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:20,606 - No, no. 54 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:22,641 It's all for the best. 55 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,277 I'm much happier now than I used to be. 56 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:30,282 - I just have so much respect 57 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,451 For people in your line of work. 58 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:34,153 - Ah, it's just hours of boredom 59 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:36,788 Interrupted by moments of unbelievable horror. 60 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:43,662 - Hey, oh, I'm glad you're here. 61 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:44,930 I got a light out on the ceiling, 62 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:45,864 And I don't have a ladder. 63 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,399 - Sure. 64 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,568 - Uh, no, no. Robert, you stay here. 65 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:50,769 I'll help you change it. 66 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,804 - You? You're a shrimp. 67 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:56,808 How many times am I going to have to throw you up there? 68 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,944 - Just come here, ray, all right? 69 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:01,713 - Why? What's going on? - What do you mean? 70 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,348 Can't you see there's chemistry happening in there? 71 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,783 - Chemistry? 72 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:06,785 Oh, look, robert's not ready for chemistry, okay? 73 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:09,888 He could blow up, now. 74 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,957 He's still gun-shy from his divorce. 75 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:14,693 - But it's been a year since his wife left him. 76 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:15,894 - She didn't just leave him. 77 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:19,565 She left him for a guy he arrested, okay? 78 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:22,401 You don't get over that fast. 79 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:24,937 No, no, no. This isn't going to happen. 80 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:27,272 - Well, you know, maybe we can make it happen. 81 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:29,975 - No, no, no, no. I'm not doing that. 82 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:32,477 - [laughing] 83 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:36,215 - See, now, that's sad. She's laughing at him. 84 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:39,518 - - Okay, amy, I guess I'll give you a call. 85 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,852 - That'd be great. 86 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,955 I look forward to it. 87 00:03:42,957 --> 00:03:44,656 - Yeah. 88 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,658 - Thanks again for the decal. 89 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,328 - Yeah. 90 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,602 - You okay, robert? 91 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,506 - Yeah. 92 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:09,615 - I've never seen him that happy. 93 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,355 - Hey, squirt. 94 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,657 - Hey, how you-- oh, her. 95 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:20,492 - Hey, debra. - Hi, robert. 96 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:21,994 - I talked to your friend this evening, 97 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:23,962 And it looks like we're going out. 98 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:26,832 - [gasps] oh, robert, that's great! 99 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:27,866 Good for you! 100 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:28,867 - I got to get out of this. 101 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,936 - Oh, come on. 102 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,638 You're just nervous 'cause you haven't dated for a while. 103 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,373 - Nah, I'm not nervous. I just want out. 104 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,375 - Oh! 105 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:37,709 - Well, come on, you've got plenty of good excuses. 106 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,011 You're a cop. 107 00:04:39,013 --> 00:04:41,713 Hey, here's one. Tell her you got shot. 108 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:44,583 [chuckles] 109 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,351 - Would you sit down? - Hey, no, what? 110 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:47,552 - He should go out with her. 111 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:49,354 - No, not if he doesn't like her, right? 112 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:50,355 You don't even know if he likes her. 113 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:52,357 - Do you like her, robert? 114 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:54,393 - I felt a stirring. 115 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,295 - That's terrific. You should. 116 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:57,763 Amy's a wonderful girl. 117 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,665 What is it that you're worried about? 118 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:00,899 - All right, it's just-- just that I've been 119 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,668 Out of the loop for a while, you know, 120 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:06,638 And, well, most of the women I talk to are in handcuffs. 121 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:10,575 And then half of them turn out to be men. 122 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:13,011 - Listen, you'll be fine. Just relax. 123 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,513 - That's not possible. 124 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:15,781 - Oh, listen, I got advice for you. 125 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,416 When you pick her up, 126 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,384 You got to remember that you're off duty. 127 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:20,819 You know, so, like, when you-- 128 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,621 When open up the car door for her, 129 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,089 Don't push her head down like this. 130 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,357 You don't want to do that. 131 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:26,725 - All right, thanks. 132 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,727 That's great, raymond. I appreciate it. 133 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:31,463 - Robert, you have a fascinating job, 134 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:32,698 So just talk about that, 135 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,566 'cause amy's obviously interested. 136 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:35,667 - No, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen. 137 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:36,968 On the first date, 138 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,570 It doesn't matter what you do on the date. 139 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,005 It all comes down to saying good night. 140 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,640 Are you going to kiss her good night, 141 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,075 Or is it going to be a handshake? 142 00:05:43,077 --> 00:05:45,377 You know, you can't assume that she wants a kiss. 143 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:46,845 So--so-- well, this is what I do. 144 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,347 When the moment arrives, 145 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:51,717 You kind of lean in a little, you know? 146 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:53,585 Yeah, you got to see if she's going to respond to it. 147 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:54,886 Don't go too far, though, 148 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,688 Because you reach, like, a certain point, 149 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:57,923 And you got to go in; you're committed. 150 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,791 And then if she's not expecting a kiss, 151 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:02,094 Then you got to whisper something in her ear. 152 00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:05,630 "boy, it's humid." 153 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:07,366 - Okay, I appreciate all the advice. 154 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,768 That's great. I-- 155 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,403 It's still not going to help me with my biggest problem. 156 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:12,804 - What is it, robert? 157 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,706 - Well, amy's a lovely girl, you know. 158 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,143 She's feminine, delicate, attractive, 159 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:20,645 And, um, look at me. 160 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:22,948 - Oh! - Well-- 161 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,883 You really can't change that, robert. 162 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:28,520 - Oh. Ray! 163 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,021 What are you talking about, robert? 164 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,124 You're a very good-looking guy. 165 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:33,625 - Ah, I'm the hulk. 166 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,961 - Oh, come on. Come on, robert. 167 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:39,865 You're not...Green. 168 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:41,733 - I'm just not comfortable with my appearance, 169 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,801 Never have been. 170 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:45,170 - You are being silly. 171 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,638 I mean, you're very attractive. 172 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,507 You're tall, dark, and handsome. 173 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:49,841 That's what every woman wants. 174 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,777 - Oh, debra, you're just saying that. 175 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:53,545 - No, listen. I've always felt that way. 176 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,514 - Yeah, see? There you go, robert. 177 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,716 - Yes, in fact, of all the barones, 178 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,518 I'd say that you are the most-- 179 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:05,690 - What? 180 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:10,762 - The m-most tallest and the most d-darkest. 181 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:16,101 - What--what were you going to say there? 182 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:19,104 - Nothing. I'm just telling robert how attractive he is. 183 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,506 - Thank you, debra. 184 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:28,747 If you'll excuse me, I have a date with miss amy. 185 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,653 - Boy, it's humid. 186 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:05,016 - Would you two like to be alone? 187 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,918 - I got an ingrown thing. 188 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,488 I can't, uh-- - yeah. 189 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:12,757 Ray, is this because of what I said downstairs 190 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:13,758 About robert? 191 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,227 - Downstairs? About robert? 192 00:08:15,229 --> 00:08:16,862 Something about how handsome he is? 193 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:19,731 How if you could do it all over again, you'd marry him? 194 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:20,999 - Now, come on. 195 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,701 I never said anything like that. 196 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:24,669 - Well, you were about to, but you stopped 197 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,738 When you saw the warthog you're stuck with for life 198 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:29,541 Sitting next to you. 199 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,042 - You don't think I think you're attractive? 200 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,211 - [gargles and spits] I do. 201 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,884 I never knew that you thought robert was more attractive. 202 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,685 - Oh! 203 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,587 - Let me tell you something. I grew up with robert, okay. 204 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:46,057 I've seen parts of him that aren't so pretty. 205 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,759 I've been in the tub with this guy. 206 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,829 - Honey. Listen, I'm sorry. 207 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:54,132 I didn't realize you were so sensitive about your looks. 208 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,967 - Who said that? I never said that. 209 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:59,070 It's the teeth, right? 210 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,072 - What? - Yeah, not all the teeth. 211 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,742 The top teeth are okay, but the bottom teeth-- 212 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,143 Look. 213 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,145 Ugly, right? 214 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,747 - Well, that. 215 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,682 - Yeah, see? I knew it. 216 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,584 - Oh, ray. 217 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:16,221 - You know, I'm a lot better looking 218 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,989 With a suntan. 219 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,758 - I don't believe this. 220 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:23,261 - You shouldn't look at my face when it's relaxed, 221 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,996 'cause I'm a lot better looking 222 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,065 When it's flexed. 223 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:34,606 Just, you know, it's hard to talk like this. 224 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:37,208 - Please keep it flexed, then. 225 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:42,614 Look, ray, I'm really sorry. 226 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,182 You know, I just misspoke. 227 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,117 You're the more attractive one. 228 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,353 I mean that. I really do. 229 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:49,888 So can we just, you know, 230 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,990 Forget this whole thing, all right? 231 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,659 Just go to sleep, okay? 232 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,928 Good night. 233 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:05,036 - It's the pores on my nose, right? 234 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,305 - The pores on your nose? 235 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,207 - Yeah. I got these pores. 236 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,909 They're large. 237 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:13,111 They're large pores. 238 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:17,182 - They're regular pores, ray. 239 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,618 You just think they're large because you-- 240 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,721 - Because? 241 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,022 Because? 242 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,391 Because they're on my large nose. 243 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,159 - No, no, no. 244 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,328 No, honey. Come on. 245 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,997 Come here, baby. 246 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,099 - No, no, no, no. It's okay, okay? 247 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,167 I don't want your pity. 248 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,245 - Raymond. Hello, dear. 249 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,947 - Hi, ma. Here. 250 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,348 Thanks for the thing here. 251 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,650 - You're welcome, sweetheart. 252 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:52,917 You hungry? 253 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,753 - No, no, no. - No? 254 00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:00,258 You want some toast? - No, no, no, no. 255 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,359 - I got raisin bread. 256 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,129 - No, ma, I'm not hungry. 257 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,964 Listen, ma. - Yeah. 258 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,098 - Can I ask you something? 259 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,333 - Anything, dear. 260 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,735 - How do I look to you? 261 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:12,303 - Why? Are you sick? 262 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,272 - No. - Oh, you don't look so good. 263 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:15,807 - Ma. 264 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,709 - Oh, no, no. You don't look good. 265 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:20,045 Ooh, you're pale, and your eyes are sunken in. 266 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,713 What's the matter? - Nothing! 267 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:22,981 - Oh, don't lie to me, raymond. 268 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,382 You look awful. 269 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,950 Oh, have some raisin toast. 270 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,986 - Ma, stop it. I'm not sick, okay? 271 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,121 This is how I always look. 272 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,724 But thank you. 273 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,325 - So then what is it? 274 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:38,063 - I was just-- I was wondering, 275 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,097 Between robert and me-- 276 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,331 - Ooh, where is robert? 277 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,866 He called last night, 278 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:42,834 And he said he wasn't coming home. 279 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,102 - Yeah. He had a date. 280 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,303 - He did? - Yeah. 281 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:46,805 - Robert had a date? 282 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,973 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Who is she? 283 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,076 Oh, I would have ironed his shirt for him. 284 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,777 I mean, they could have eaten here. 285 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:53,878 I would have made something special. 286 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,747 Why didn't he tell me he had a date? 287 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,950 - Because of this! 288 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,052 - I'm glad he had a date, at least. 289 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,353 I mean, he's been moping around here 290 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:03,388 Ever since the divorce. 291 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,923 I mean, such a waste. 292 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,892 Oh, he's such a good-looking boy. 293 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,861 - So you think so too? 294 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,896 - Of course. Who doesn't? 295 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,232 Oh, everybody used to say 296 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,202 What a beautiful boy your brother was. 297 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:20,205 - What about me? 298 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,808 - Well, you're adorable. 299 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:26,244 - Adorable? Like a hamster? 300 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:30,014 - No, like a person. 301 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,183 But, oh, your brother used to turn heads. 302 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,052 Whoo! 303 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:37,055 He always had that sort of old-fashioned movie-star look 304 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,190 Like, uh, valentino. 305 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,792 - Oh, so I see. 306 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:44,262 So he's valentino, and I'm fievel. 307 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,831 - Oh, sweetheart. 308 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,768 No, both of my boys are gorgeous... 309 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,970 In their own way. 310 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:57,108 But I think that robert sort of takes after me a bit more, 311 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,043 Whereas you favor your father. 312 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,812 - Marie. - Yeah. 313 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,480 - Marie. 314 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,150 What's the difference between a bunion and a corn? 315 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,484 - Oh. 316 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,353 Do you know that your son here 317 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,454 Doesn't think he's good-looking? 318 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,055 - Oh, just stop it. 319 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,791 - What do you mean, you're not good-looking? 320 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,893 You look like me. 321 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,561 - There you go. 322 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,530 Do you know that robert is still out on his date 323 00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:19,798 From last night? 324 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,065 - Hey, great. 325 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,134 Back in the saddle, huh? 326 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,904 I want to turn his room into a study. 327 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,806 - A study? What are you going to study, your feet? 328 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,007 - All right, I'm going, okay? 329 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,308 Thanks, mom. - Ray. 330 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,510 You shouldn't be jealous of your brother. 331 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,579 I mean, consider all the wonderful things you have. 332 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,980 - I know. I know. I know. 333 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,851 That you have a brother who's so classically handsome. 334 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:43,254 - Robert's classically handsome? 335 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:47,358 Oh, what world are we in? 336 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,160 - Come on, ray. 337 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,396 Everybody knows robert's the looker in the family. 338 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,964 - Everybody knows this? 339 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,432 Robert didn't know. 340 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,967 - Well, we didn't want to tell him, dear, 341 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,836 Because we didn't want him to get a big head. 342 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,138 - We didn't want to screw him up. 343 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,607 - Well, that worked out well. 344 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:08,379 - Robert! 345 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:11,883 - Any one of you happen to catch the sunrise this morning? 346 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,918 Beautiful. 347 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,321 - You had a date. I didn't know. 348 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,189 - Good for you. 349 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,958 It's about time. 350 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,426 It's like riding a bike, huh? 351 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:24,362 - No, no, there was no cycling. 352 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,131 Amy is 100% lady. 353 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,367 We spent the evening enjoying fine food, 354 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,869 Conversation, 355 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,404 And we split a clip at the shooting range. 356 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,440 - Well, good, I'm glad it worked out for you. 357 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,242 - Well, how was your night, cubby? 358 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:40,411 You don't look so good. 359 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,547 - Yeah, I know. 360 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,118 - What's with him? 361 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,254 - He's just sensitive. 362 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,289 - Yeah, but he's such a great kid. 363 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:55,026 - Oh, raymond is the kindest, sweetest boy 364 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,527 In the world, 365 00:14:56,529 --> 00:15:00,498 The kind of son that every mother hopes for. 366 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,934 - Right. 367 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,014 - Oh, man. 368 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,391 - Hello. - Hi. 369 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,092 I'm glad you're here. Look at this. 370 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,928 Chocolate pudding, spaghetti sauce, 371 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,362 And grape juice. 372 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,365 God, it was like a prison riot in here. 373 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,700 Thank god they're all aslee-- 374 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:40,271 [laughs] 375 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,948 Honey, what did you do? 376 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,050 - Nothing, nothing. What? 377 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,018 - Well, I mean, what did you do to your hair? 378 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,720 - It's my normal hair. Don't touch it. 379 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,423 - And you have a tan, don't you? 380 00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,657 - No, no. 381 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,359 - You do! - No! 382 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,394 - You went to one of those places. 383 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,264 - For-- for health reasons. 384 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:13,304 What? I look good, though, right? 385 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:17,575 - Well, you know, it's nice, but it's-- 386 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,344 I mean, what is this whole-- what was that? 387 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,045 - No, it's nothing. They're nothing. 388 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,547 They're nothing. - Let me see. 389 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,350 - They're personal-- they're personal products. 390 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,251 - Oh, my god. 391 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,387 What is this? 392 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,322 Hair gel. 393 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,459 Hair mousse. 394 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,995 Hair volumizer? 395 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,664 - Hair volumizer. 396 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,533 It makes my hair...Louder. 397 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,636 - What is all this stuff? 398 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,373 Deep pore cleanser. 399 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,075 Clarifying lotion? 400 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,577 Do you even know what this stuff is for? 401 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:55,179 - Well, that's why I got the clarifier. 402 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,017 - God, they saw you coming, honey. 403 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,285 - No, they didn't. I--they're experts in there. 404 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,755 They all had lab coats on. 405 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:08,259 I thought all this stuff was for women, 406 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,129 But they got a whole line of crap for men. 407 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,466 - Ray, you are completely out of your mind. 408 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,335 I say one thing about your brother, 409 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:20,772 And you turn into george hamilton. 410 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:30,548 - Yeah, okay, but I look better now, right? 411 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,350 Yeah, see? 412 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,219 Still not as good as robert, right? 413 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,121 - As good as robert? 414 00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,257 - You said that he was the handsome one. 415 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,192 - Well, yes, robert's handsome, 416 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,162 But he's not who I'm attracted to. 417 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,531 - Well, then who is it? 418 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,768 - It used to be you, ray. 419 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,570 I mean, come on. 420 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,340 What, do you think all of this stuff makes you sexy? 421 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:59,077 This stuff is not you, ray, you know? 422 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,678 And that's not what I want. 423 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,248 I want my regular ray. 424 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,684 That's the ray I've always wanted. 425 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:13,424 - Are you saying, then, that I'm sexy? 426 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:29,440 I think I might need a little more convincing. 427 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,476 - Okay. 428 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,645 Oh, my god. 429 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:38,282 Who did your hair, jiffy lube? 430 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,152 - That's the deluxe finisher model. 431 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,389 - You know what I feel like doing right now? 432 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,291 - Yeah? 433 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,827 Hey, I got something for that too. 434 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,497 - I found our song the other day. 435 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,432 - Song? - Mm-hmm. 436 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,134 - What? Oh, no. 437 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:59,337 ["I'll take you there" plays] 438 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,572 No, no. No dancing. 439 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,474 - Come on, ray. 440 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,842 Whoo! 441 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,546 Come on, baby. Move it. 442 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,616 - I thought you wanted me to feel better about myself. 443 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,451 - [laughs] you know what? 444 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,754 I hear robert is a very good dancer. 445 00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:27,298 Oh, yeah. 446 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:30,334 - You know, in my day, 447 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,770 Dancing used to lead to something. 448 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,839 - Oh, well, we'll see. 449 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,541 Hey, come on. Give me your move. 450 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,775 - Yeah? - Yeah. 451 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,811 - All right, give me room. Stand back. 452 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,346 - Ow! 453 00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,753 Ooh. 454 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,489 Aw! Yeah, baby. 455 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,823 Whoo! 456 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,660 [laughs] 457 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,563 Oh, and to think you doubted yourself. 458 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,434 - So you put this on your face, huh? 459 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:07,705 - Yeah, yeah. 460 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,507 You just--you kind of dab it under your eyes. 461 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,242 - Let me ask you, what do you think? 462 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,476 How do you like that, huh? 463 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:13,711 - Oh, wow. 464 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,645 That's got a little giddyap to it. 465 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,347 - Yeah. 466 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,615 - Yeah, you know what? 467 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,983 Don't--don't spray it on your wrist. 468 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,385 What you do is, you spray it in the air, 469 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,555 And then you just kind of walk through it. 470 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,707 - You know, I've got this dry patch here. 471 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,575 Do you have anything that could help me with that? 472 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,479 You know, like, a little flakiness. 473 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:51,749 - Exfoliant. 474 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,818 - Exfoliant. Yeah, yeah.